Condoleezza Rice has gone to Russia and made statements that were disagreeable
to Russian political leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky. He responded with
a blistering attack, excepts of his comments follow.
"Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement.
This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses
her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.
"Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics,
public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and
written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman,
what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano
and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she
"This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female.
She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her
age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men
to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have
hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the
Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public
statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.
"Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They
are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation
with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as
possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political
"This is really scary. Ms. Rice's personal complexes
affect the entire field of international politics. This is an irritating
factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world.
When they look at her, they go mad.
"Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She
needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the
other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is
a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students
there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.
"The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia
is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who
lacks men's attention. Releasing such stupid remarks gives her the
feeling of being fulfilled. This is the only way for her to attract
men's attention," Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.
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